Bummer!

The guys have been off for about three weeks, thanks to business travel and a variety of scheduling conflicts. But now that they’re back in the house, it’s time to get caught up. 

Join Tim, Bryan, Zach, Eric and James for a show of reconnecting, plotting and hip hopping through the news. 

Junior Seau and MCA both passed in the last two weeks, and the guys spend a little time bringing you up to speed. Rest in peace, gents. 

To ‘stache, or not to ‘stache? Phoenix 2012 is approaching…join the debate – email us (show@turnipsoup.com), tweet us (@turnipsoupshow) or whatever. 

Board games, or bored games? Huh. 

Chinese refugees and brand new brewery announcements from Bryan…it’s all in this week’s show. Don’t miss it!

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Sarah’s back!

You don’t want to miss this show, as the guys welcome Sarah back for a reunion show. She’s in town from Minnesota, and excitement is practically overflowing. 

Whattya think of Adele? Tim implies that she’s a pop thingy, but the crew schools him. Is she on your “no” list? 

North Korea is popping off at the mouth, firing rockets (that are failing, incidentally), and just generally being unpleasant. Relax. Hillary Clinton is on the case. 

Television recaps this week; find out what we’re watching, and what YOU should be watching too. 

Syria, Santorum, healthcare, Trayvon Martin, Instagram…and so much more, in this week’s show. 

And don’t miss another ASSTERPIECE THEATER, Big Lebowski style!

Thanks for listening…breakfast burritos!

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That’s mean.

It’s the first time we’ve had DJ Konsequence on the show in a while, so there’s a lot to catch up on there. Did you realize that he was the “Lonely Dude” in last week’s Ask Sarah segment? We’ll get his take on her reaction straight away.

Ryan Leaf continues to amaze the world with his above-average decision making. San Diego hasn’t been the same since he left. 

Rumor has it that Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift are friends. Given that Konsequence used to date Taylor Swift, he has some strong opinions here (about Mark Sanchez, that is).

There’s a lot going on w/ the Hunger Games (i.e. Running Man), and there are a lot of Korean missiles (one) being readied for launch. Which will happen first: a Korean missile test, or a blockboster book movie that’s intended for adults? 

Join us and be entertained. Thanks for listening. 

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WHAT?!

Join Tim, Eric, Parker, Bryan, James and Ricky for another installment of your favorite vegetable-named comedy show. This week we’re tackling some serious topics, so don’t get squeamish. 

Question: should a pretty good looking she-male be allowed to compete in Miss Universe? We’ll tell ya.

Things are looking a little down in Syria. Not that that’s news. 

Trayvon Martin was shot because he was innocent and black. Or, at least, that’s what we’re being told. Is that really the issue, though? Listen to the TS guys break this heavy topic down…it’s one of the few segments where guys get passionate on this show. 

Sarah contributes a long-overdue “Ask Sarah” segment: if a buddy lets his roommate stop you from being intimate with someone you met at a party (in his living room), who’s at fault? Find out. 

And much, much more. It’s 90 minutes of freedom…the American kind. 

Enjoy!

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Bracketology?!

This week’s Turnip Soup bonanza breaks all sorts of records – including the greatest number of Panamians on our show, ever! Join us as we welcome a fellow Kings Pointer – Ricky – to the show for the first time. 

Tim’s not into March Madness, but Parker is. And he’s dominating. 

St. Patrick’s Day is an interesting day to be on the prowl. Or so they say. 

Ever wonder what negotiations are like in Iran? Sanctions? We’ll break it down for ya. Chances are there’s a lot here that you did NOT realize was happening. 

Somebody was in the studio dicking around with the equipment this week…and Tim has a meltdown midshow when he finds out that some of the gear isn’t hooked up properly. You don’t want to miss this. 

The Invisible Children guy isn’t as invisible as he probably wishes, just now. 

PLUS – Peyton Manning, hockey fighting, dealing with aggression, drones AND Talk Smack Trivia – all in this week’s show. 

Enjoy!

[Here's a link to Zach's Handwritten Show Notes]

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Hey everyone, it’s Turnip Soup time. This week’s a little crazy, what with Eric not doing a template and all. 

But if you’re looking for tips on how to recruit friends to play Xbox, look no further than this show. Bryan’s got it all figured out. For real. 

Speaking of Xbox, how about if we go completely overboard for a few minutes on the ins and outs of various games the guys are playing? Warning: if you’re not a fan of Xbox (or vide games), you’re going to hate this part. 

What are you drinking these days? Tim’s been doing his own little Mad Men season at home…and he’s sharing some ideas. 

Who was the top grossing artist of 2011? Bryan knows. Tim doesn’t. Bryan was right. Tim was wrong. 

There’s a dude going crazy in Afghanistan. The question is, why? 

Enjoy the show, friends. 

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[Note: We apologize for the low volume of this week's show. There was an issue w/ the recorded file, and every attempt to pump it up fails. Just crank it up a bit - and we'll be back to the right stuff next week.]

You can’t handle the truth!

Have you ever found yourself in a breakdance battle? Do you know what finishing move will guarantee a win? We do. 

The Republican nomination stuff is heating up…and it’s Super Tuesday! 

Ever wondered what the relative strength of your country is? How would your country do in the March Madness of wars? Woud you fare as well as Eric did in Dead Space 2? 

There’s a whole bunch to catch up on this week – including a brand new segment (“Masterpiece Theater”)!

Thanks for listening…and spread the word. 

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