Shhhh!

Show us your blast mast, and get pumped up about the Florida primary. The candidates are going after each other, so why don’t you do the same? 

Bryan thinks Rise of the Planet of the Apes was a terrible movie. Tim is convinced it’s because he doesn’t understand the idea of “plot.” What do you think? 

The snakes are taking over Florida, twould seem. If you’re an alligator, you’ll still get the last laugh. If you’re Redneck James, your boom boom stick will get the last laugh. 

Demi Moore had a bad week. So did a guy who got his berries stuck in a lawn chair. We’ll compare the two incidents for you. 

The Superbowl is here – are you ready? Eli? Tom? Honda commercials? 

By the way, do you have any shows you want Redneck James to test drive for you? He’ll watch anything once. Send us a note (show at turnipsoup.com) with suggestions. 

Thanks for listening, and enjoy the show!

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Let it shine. 

In this 215th installment of Turnip Soup, join Parker, Eric, Bryan, Zach and Tim for another leisurely stroll through the excitement of modern day living. It’s news, it’s laughs, it’s tu madre. 

Bryan went to Big Bear – and after losing 7 pounds to the trots, he was well-prepared to “shred some gnarly.”

The South Carolina primary goes to Gingrich. What’s next? SOPA? (We’re totally against it – 100%. Please leave our websites alone, guys.)

Joe Paterno is dead. We’ll talk about that. 

We’ll also turn your country’s name into a joke. Don’t think we won’t, you Turkeys. 

And there’s a whole bunch more in here, too. We’ll lay out the guidelines for the “No List,” give you our Superbowl outlooks, and hit ya with a list of reasons to laugh yourself silly. 

If you want to help us continue with Turnip Soup, please consider donating (just a buck?!) or trying a free trial of Audible. Thanks for all the lovin’. 

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Right rudder!

It’s the 214th version of the Turnip Soup Show, which means very little by itself. But when you hear how we breakdown the innerworkings of a nasty flu bug going around, you’ll think twice about NOT listening to Turnip Soup. 

By the way, did you hear that cruise ships are attempting fly-by’s without consulting Maverick? Bad things happen when you do that, and we’ll help you understand what’s happening with the Concordia disaster. 

If you’re planning on going to the desert to play, it’s not advisable to go with Redneck James. We’ll cover that. 

Newt Gingrich has decided that it’s time to disrobe and enter the ring. We’re all over this standing ovation on South Carolina, and expect you’ll be fascinated to hear what he has to say. 

The Golden Globes were this week. Ricky Gervais is hilarious. The two of those things didn’t overlap much. 

And finally…it’s playoff prediction time. Who do you have pulling it out? We’ll tell you our predictions. 

Thanks for listening, and thanks for spreading the good word!

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Say it, Rick. 

The guys are really rocking the set for you this week. Join Tim, Bryan, NutZach and Eric for a whole lot of laughs and a whole lot of learning. 

• Pink and Yellow
• Bull riding in Vegas
• Roll Tide – WTF?
• Poo Monologues
• The Bryan Ruiz method of GTD
• This month in Spotify
• Rick Perry, bitch
• Tim Tebow
• Iran, Marines and Video Games

Enjoy the show – and thanks for listening!

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Cloture?!

You’re probably back in the swing of things (i.e. back at work), and you’re adjusting to the real world again. Let us help. 

Did you ever want to know what the best redneck reality television shows are? Look no further! Redneck James is breaking it down for ya (hint: it’s NOT MASH). 

Is your spouse down on you for playing video games too often? We’ve got tips on how to help with that little issue…and none of them include divorce (first time ever). 

Disneyland is the world’s most magical place – and we’ll help you understand why. The guys recap their New Years trip with a ride-by-ride breakdown of awesomeness. In other news, Bryan is Blaster Master. 

Tonight’s feature segment includes real enactments of GOP presidential candidate responses to popular debate questions – as they stack up against Bryan’s unadulterated responses! This might be one of the most fun segments we’ve done…and you should be prepared to be impressed by the performances of Parker, James and Eric. If you’re following the debates, you won’t want to skip a second of this.

 
We’ll wrap it up with some good old college football banter…just to keep the ‘Bama kids at bay. 

Thanks for listening! Join us next Tuesday at 6pm at http://live.turnipsoup.com and be a part of the fun. 

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It’s game time.

It’s the post-Christmas decompression show, featuring Tim, Eric, Bryan and one hell of a gift run down. 

If you hate Xbox, you’re going to change your mind after listening to this show. If you love Xbox, you’re on the right track…and you’re going to love it even more after this show. We’re running down the ins and outs of the new Call of Duty, Battelfield 3, and quite a bit of Skyrim. 

Don’t fret, though, if Xbox isn’t your gig. There’s plenty more material here – including gift rundowns, and Christmas traditions. 

Thanks for supporting the show – and don’t forget to check us out on Tuesday evenings at 6pm PST. 

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Ho, ho, ho!

It’s Christmas time, and we’re gearing up for the holidays. Aren’t you? 

Join the TS guys for yet another fun-filled 90 minutes of banter, bravado and bantha fodder. 

Thanks for listening…please keep spreading the word!

(Show recorded on 12/20)

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That said, hang tight. We’re going to be back with a show this week – and we’ll be prepping up for an action-packed 2012. If you’re hanging out, why don’t you check out our Facebook page and tell your friends to do the same…?

Thanks for being a friend of the Turnip Soup show!

Join Tim, Parker, Bryan (and five minutes of Zach) for another installment of the Turnip Soup Show.

In this week’s episode the guys are catching up with one another. It’s been a couple weeks since the last show, after all. [Note: here's a link to the commercial that Tim and Parker rave about: http://youtu.be/dLd4zOxAguM ]

Don’t be bashful about jumping in here. Join us each week for the show, and be a part of deciding what we’re discussing. 

Follow the Turnip Soup Twitter account (http://twitter.com/turnipsoupshow) for updates on show times, etc., and take an active role in the future of your morale. 

Cheers, guys and gals. Thanks for your continued support. 

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Finally.

Tim’s not around this week (on travel), so Redneck James, Eric and BM step to do the show on their own.

No Tim, no Parker, no Zach…just three dudes absolutely rocking it. That’s right. Rocking it. 

This is how we stall, when we don’t have a proper recollection of the things discussed during the show. I mean, there was definitely some talk about Sanduski, political stuff, and some other hot news.

But you’ll forget all about the topics as you’re watching the guys run this show by themselves. 

Enjoy.

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