It’s true, unless you’re in Chile.

Welcome to another fine edition of Turnip Soup – the funniest show you’ve ever heard by that name. 

Join Tim, Bryan, Parker, NutZach, Sarah, Eric and Asian Tim for the indoctrination of the new Turnip Soup studio, and a rapid trip through the fascinating stories of the week. 

If earthquakes and olympics aren’t enough, how about “guess the iPod?” That’s right. You don’t want to miss this segment. 

Give us a call, send us an email. We want to hear from you. 

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One Potato, Two Potato…

It’s a Turnip Soup extravaganza! In that, we mean that this is a hilarious show, with topics all over the map, that we’re too lazy to delineate in the show notes this week.

And by too lazy, we mean “someone left the Moleskine with the topics list at Bryan’s house, so we don’t know whawt the hell we actually talked about.”
So enjoy. Laugh. Call in your voicemail, and win a t-shirt…but be sure to listen for details on the contest.

Cheers.

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What you’re about to see will frighten you, but in a hilarious sort of way.

Don’t touch that!

It’s time for this week’s show, and there’s a lot on the docket. Join Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, Sarah and Redneck James for another tour through the week’s news, with stops at hilarious, funny, and ridonculous.

We’re talking about the San Diego Open (cougars, Tiger, and sun. Will Hulu move to a pay model, and will it work? The Toyota recall is sticky…like their gas pedals. Superbowl predictions are in. Is the iPad awesome, or blossom?

Thanks for listening…and spread the word!

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As long as you get points…

Welcome to the 151st Turnip Soup show. Join Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, Sarah and Tekkes (formerly known as Eric) for a rip-roaring, slamtastic escape from mundanity. That’s right, the crew is all over the map this week; the results speak for themselves.

Can you hear the results? No? Listen to the show, already.

We’re talking about Twitter, prostitutes who take credit and debit, Eric’s new Facebook/Twitter account, the peep hole in Sarah/Zach’s common wall, Chargers, Vikings, Massachusetts politics, movies that make you cry, and a whole (read: hole) lot more.

Enjoy, TS Mafia. Call the voicemail: 407-5TURNIP (407-588-7647)

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Welcome to the new year!

Join the Turnip Soup gang for the first show of 2010, and join us in getting pumped up for the year ahead. Tim, Parker, Bryan, Asian Tim, and Sarah welcome Eric to his first show, and spend some reflection on the recent holiday season.

There’s football in the air, and some changes afoot for the Turnip Soup gang. Be sure to check out the new website at http://turnipsoup.com.

Follow us on Twitter, @turnipsoupshow. Call our voicemail, 407-5TURNIP.

w00t!

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Whoa…how sneaky!

It’s TS122, with Tim, Parker, NutZach and Sarah. They’re covering the week’s news, a whole lot of other goodies, and a plan for Secret Santa.

Be sure to tune in, laugh your toosh off, and warm up to a season of decked halls.

Cheers!

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Vegas?!

That’s right, this episode is full of incredible stories – including a Thanksgiving trip to Vegas.

It’s 121. You’re awesome for listening.

Tell your friends.

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Booyall!

Welcome to the 120th episode of TS.

We have news, accounts of birthday parties, and Tim’s new fascination with Modern Warfare 2.

It’s funny. Listen.

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“Trust me, I know women.”

Join the TS gang for another fun-filled romp through the intricacies of modern society, the news, sports, entertainment and insight. This week, we’re joined by Lisa – in her first show.

The girls are offering gift advice, and the guys are taking it.

There’s a bunch more this week, so don’t miss a chance at hilarity.

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