TS220: WhatsApp Chatter
Tim Glinatsis 
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Hey everyone, it’s Turnip Soup time. This week’s a little crazy, what with Eric not doing a template and all.
But if you’re looking for tips on how to recruit friends to play Xbox, look no further than this show. Bryan’s got it all figured out. For real.
Speaking of Xbox, how about if we go completely overboard for a few minutes on the ins and outs of various games the guys are playing? Warning: if you’re not a fan of Xbox (or vide games), you’re going to hate this part.
What are you drinking these days? Tim’s been doing his own little Mad Men season at home…and he’s sharing some ideas.
Who was the top grossing artist of 2011? Bryan knows. Tim doesn’t. Bryan was right. Tim was wrong.
There’s a dude going crazy in Afghanistan. The question is, why?
Enjoy the show, friends.
TS219: Masterpiece Theater
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[Note: We apologize for the low volume of this week's show. There was an issue w/ the recorded file, and every attempt to pump it up fails. Just crank it up a bit - and we'll be back to the right stuff next week.]
You can’t handle the truth!
Have you ever found yourself in a breakdance battle? Do you know what finishing move will guarantee a win? We do.
The Republican nomination stuff is heating up…and it’s Super Tuesday!
Ever wondered what the relative strength of your country is? How would your country do in the March Madness of wars? Woud you fare as well as Eric did in Dead Space 2?
There’s a whole bunch to catch up on this week – including a brand new segment (“Masterpiece Theater”)!
Thanks for listening…and spread the word.
TS218: Shootings and Shots
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Let’s talk through this.
We have a brand new intro song for the show. Tim and Zach have proposed a replacement to their previous installment. Do you like it? There’s some very clear feedback from the guys on the show…
Apparently it’s cool all of a suddent to listen to Justin Bieber and watch his movies. Bryan explains.
There’s a man in one of the Carolinas who’s taken a new approach to educating his daughter on the penalties of poor Facebook etiquette. You absolutely can’t miss this.
In this week’s “Duh” category: Whitney Houston died, and the Grammy’s happened.
Linsanity is sweeping the nation. We’ll explain the reasons for all that, and more, in this week’s edition of Turnip Soup.
Thanks for listening!
TS217: Commercials and Crevices
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David Beckham / Super Bowl Ads.
Fans, you probably don’t realize the risk you’re running every single day…but we’ll lay out for you just how bad the “strange body hair” epidemic can become. It’s something to think about.
The GOP race continues to be fascinating. It’s so fascinating that Tim thinks he really wants to run for office one day.
Just when you were thinking of agreeing, Tim demonstrates his absolute inability to conduct a story discussion without Eric. The Powell family tragedy is attempted, failed and abandoned here on this show.
We’ll recap the Superbowl commercials. Let’s face it: we’re funnier.
Then there’s the game itself, Gisele, Eli, Gisele, and a bunch of related football banter. Who wins, looks-wise: Eli or Jay Cutler?
Enjoy the show. This one is slap happy, and we’re happy to have ya.
TS216: Celebrity Drift
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Shhhh!
Show us your blast mast, and get pumped up about the Florida primary. The candidates are going after each other, so why don’t you do the same?
Bryan thinks Rise of the Planet of the Apes was a terrible movie. Tim is convinced it’s because he doesn’t understand the idea of “plot.” What do you think?
The snakes are taking over Florida, twould seem. If you’re an alligator, you’ll still get the last laugh. If you’re Redneck James, your boom boom stick will get the last laugh.
Demi Moore had a bad week. So did a guy who got his berries stuck in a lawn chair. We’ll compare the two incidents for you.
The Superbowl is here – are you ready? Eli? Tom? Honda commercials?
By the way, do you have any shows you want Redneck James to test drive for you? He’ll watch anything once. Send us a note (show at turnipsoup.com) with suggestions.
Thanks for listening, and enjoy the show!
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