TS218: Shootings and Shots
Tim Glinatsis 
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Let’s talk through this.
We have a brand new intro song for the show. Tim and Zach have proposed a replacement to their previous installment. Do you like it? There’s some very clear feedback from the guys on the show…
Apparently it’s cool all of a suddent to listen to Justin Bieber and watch his movies. Bryan explains.
There’s a man in one of the Carolinas who’s taken a new approach to educating his daughter on the penalties of poor Facebook etiquette. You absolutely can’t miss this.
In this week’s “Duh” category: Whitney Houston died, and the Grammy’s happened.
Linsanity is sweeping the nation. We’ll explain the reasons for all that, and more, in this week’s edition of Turnip Soup.
Thanks for listening!
TS217: Commercials and Crevices
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David Beckham / Super Bowl Ads.
Fans, you probably don’t realize the risk you’re running every single day…but we’ll lay out for you just how bad the “strange body hair” epidemic can become. It’s something to think about.
The GOP race continues to be fascinating. It’s so fascinating that Tim thinks he really wants to run for office one day.
Just when you were thinking of agreeing, Tim demonstrates his absolute inability to conduct a story discussion without Eric. The Powell family tragedy is attempted, failed and abandoned here on this show.
We’ll recap the Superbowl commercials. Let’s face it: we’re funnier.
Then there’s the game itself, Gisele, Eli, Gisele, and a bunch of related football banter. Who wins, looks-wise: Eli or Jay Cutler?
Enjoy the show. This one is slap happy, and we’re happy to have ya.
TS216: Celebrity Drift
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Shhhh!
Show us your blast mast, and get pumped up about the Florida primary. The candidates are going after each other, so why don’t you do the same?
Bryan thinks Rise of the Planet of the Apes was a terrible movie. Tim is convinced it’s because he doesn’t understand the idea of “plot.” What do you think?
The snakes are taking over Florida, twould seem. If you’re an alligator, you’ll still get the last laugh. If you’re Redneck James, your boom boom stick will get the last laugh.
Demi Moore had a bad week. So did a guy who got his berries stuck in a lawn chair. We’ll compare the two incidents for you.
The Superbowl is here – are you ready? Eli? Tom? Honda commercials?
By the way, do you have any shows you want Redneck James to test drive for you? He’ll watch anything once. Send us a note (show at turnipsoup.com) with suggestions.
Thanks for listening, and enjoy the show!
TS215: Restore the Glory
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Let it shine.
In this 215th installment of Turnip Soup, join Parker, Eric, Bryan, Zach and Tim for another leisurely stroll through the excitement of modern day living. It’s news, it’s laughs, it’s tu madre.
Bryan went to Big Bear – and after losing 7 pounds to the trots, he was well-prepared to “shred some gnarly.”
The South Carolina primary goes to Gingrich. What’s next? SOPA? (We’re totally against it – 100%. Please leave our websites alone, guys.)
Joe Paterno is dead. We’ll talk about that.
We’ll also turn your country’s name into a joke. Don’t think we won’t, you Turkeys.
And there’s a whole bunch more in here, too. We’ll lay out the guidelines for the “No List,” give you our Superbowl outlooks, and hit ya with a list of reasons to laugh yourself silly.
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TS214: Land Ho!
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Right rudder!
It’s the 214th version of the Turnip Soup Show, which means very little by itself. But when you hear how we breakdown the innerworkings of a nasty flu bug going around, you’ll think twice about NOT listening to Turnip Soup.
By the way, did you hear that cruise ships are attempting fly-by’s without consulting Maverick? Bad things happen when you do that, and we’ll help you understand what’s happening with the Concordia disaster.
If you’re planning on going to the desert to play, it’s not advisable to go with Redneck James. We’ll cover that.
Newt Gingrich has decided that it’s time to disrobe and enter the ring. We’re all over this standing ovation on South Carolina, and expect you’ll be fascinated to hear what he has to say.
The Golden Globes were this week. Ricky Gervais is hilarious. The two of those things didn’t overlap much.
And finally…it’s playoff prediction time. Who do you have pulling it out? We’ll tell you our predictions.
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