Top five? What?

It’s the 158th Turnip Soup Show, and we’re all over the map. To get things kicked off, we lose a channel on the brand new mixer. It’s just gone. Clearly, it happened while the banshees that run Bryan’s house were out and about one evening last week. Either that, or the earthquake in SoCal shook it loose.

Then, we get into the meat and potatoes. Serious meat, serious potatoes. 

In other news: the Turnip Soup team are talking about their top five turn-offs…and you’ll want to hear this segment. Ladies, get ready to shave those pits. Guys, get ready to stop being a dumbass. 

There’s a bunch of other goodies this week, too, but because Eric is studying for the PE exam nobody took show notes. Again, you’ll just have to trust us. 

Cheers, and tell your friends. 

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One Potato, Two Potato…

It’s a Turnip Soup extravaganza! In that, we mean that this is a hilarious show, with topics all over the map, that we’re too lazy to delineate in the show notes this week.

And by too lazy, we mean “someone left the Moleskine with the topics list at Bryan’s house, so we don’t know whawt the hell we actually talked about.”
So enjoy. Laugh. Call in your voicemail, and win a t-shirt…but be sure to listen for details on the contest.

Cheers.

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As long as you get points…

Welcome to the 151st Turnip Soup show. Join Tim, Parker, BM, NutZach, Sarah and Tekkes (formerly known as Eric) for a rip-roaring, slamtastic escape from mundanity. That’s right, the crew is all over the map this week; the results speak for themselves.

Can you hear the results? No? Listen to the show, already.

We’re talking about Twitter, prostitutes who take credit and debit, Eric’s new Facebook/Twitter account, the peep hole in Sarah/Zach’s common wall, Chargers, Vikings, Massachusetts politics, movies that make you cry, and a whole (read: hole) lot more.

Enjoy, TS Mafia. Call the voicemail: 407-5TURNIP (407-588-7647)

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Welcome to the new year!

Join the Turnip Soup gang for the first show of 2010, and join us in getting pumped up for the year ahead. Tim, Parker, Bryan, Asian Tim, and Sarah welcome Eric to his first show, and spend some reflection on the recent holiday season.

There’s football in the air, and some changes afoot for the Turnip Soup gang. Be sure to check out the new website at http://turnipsoup.com.

Follow us on Twitter, @turnipsoupshow. Call our voicemail, 407-5TURNIP.

w00t!

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