TS202: Presidential
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Woodrow Wilson?!
There’s a lot happening in the world this week, and we’re doing out best to ignore all of it. What better way to start than with some Epic Rap Battles of History?
After 20 years on death row, it looks like Troy Davis (the heavily debated “cop killer”) is going to be put to death this week. [Note: Troy Davis was executed after recording the show] The guys break down the issue, and help you form your opinion that matches theirs.
They’re killing anyone who tries to make progress in Afghanistan – including their ex-presidents. And Lupe Fiasco thinks Obama’s a terrorist…so we spend a little time discussing his contributions.
They’re catching 800 lb alligators in Florida…and still nobody cares.
Finally, we’re playing some Talk Smack Trivia – president style.
Tune in, spread the word, and share the love.
TS201: Epic
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Debate?
Hey TS fans – here’s another nicely warmed bowl of Turnip Soup for what ails you. So long as that’s boredom, you’re going to be just fine.
Did you realize that the Republicans are duking it out? And that Ron Paul is actually Porky Pig? It’s true. As if that weren’t exciting enough, there might be some information on a potentially new iPhone, rumor has it. That’s not confirmed, however.
Syriasly? Still?
BTW, don’t miss Zach’s entry into the DJ Hero competition, and some much-needed YouTube excellence.
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Thanks for being so supportive of the show!
TS200: DJ Hero
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Welcome to KBLZ!
Hey Turnip Soup fans! In this week’s episode, we’re keeping the fun times rolling…lucky for you.
Hurricane Katia? You got nothin’! Unions? You want to talk about unions? The President does – so we’re happy to play. But then of course, it’s coming up on the 10th anniversary of 9/11, and there are no jokes to made there.
Fortunately, we got to play the DJ Intro game (do the radio intro on a song before the singing starts), and it’s the highlight. If you have any good songs to suggest for our next round, please send them in.
Enjoy!
TS199: Shake the Conch
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Shake it!
This week’s episode of Turnip Soup was unanimously hailed as “one of the most fun” in a long time by your hosts. Why? You tell us. Please send us a note (show@turnipsoup.com, or @turnipsoupshow) and tell us why this show was better (or worse) than normal…
Regardless, we welcome Caleb (Zach’s brother) to his first show, and worm our way through the happenings of todo el mundo. We’ll bring you up to speed on what’s really happening at the International Space Station, give you the low down on Hurrican Irene and the “real” impacts, and recap the horrific organ transplant incidents happening in Taiwan.
Bumped on a flight? We’ll tell you your rights this week..and we’ll make you feel dumber than dolphins. There are weird things being spilled on the highways, there’s forgiveness in the Navy ‘would seem, and everybody – EVERYBODY – loves Betty White.
What more could you ask for in a show?
Thanks for listening Enjoy!Enjoy. Share. Spread the word. Don’t scratch. Cheers!

Tim Glinatsis


