166 is hilarious.

Join Tim, Parker, Asian Tim, Bryan and Sarah for almost two hours of news, laughs and insight. 

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Drip, gush, goal!

We’re back from a week off…but for you it probably seems longer. We didn’t publish 164 – even though we recorded it: it’s too laced with inappropriate words, topics and opinions. Leave us a good voicemail, and we’ll hook you up. 

Meanwhile, 165 is down to business. We’re talking about Rice Krispies, laws in Arizona, the BP oil spill (and moratoriums), the World Cup, women who want to be the fattest, and home-made cannons. Tim geeks out for a while on Google Voice, the iPhone and a few other things, too.

Enjoy. Spread the word. 

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You hear that, Suckerberg?

The Turnip Soup crew is back in full effect this week. Full effect. Yep, I said it twice. 

Join Tim, BM, NutZach, Parker, Sarah and Eric for over 130 minutes of friendly, funny banter. We’re talking about Facebook, marriage contracts, safety songs and trips to Phoenix. 

Eric’s brother Scott continues to be discussed as a person that really exists, and Tim and Eric plan a trip to “meet” “Eric.” 

If you’re looking for in-depth news analysis, this might not be the place to look for it. Then again, feel free to look around and observe anything you like. Except that. 

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Boooo!

It’s TS162, and it’s a full house. Join Tim, BM, NutZach, Parker, Sarah and Eric for over an hour and a half of epic podcasting wonderment, with absolutely no exaggeration of any kind at all, whatsoever.

High school reunions, chat roulette, World Cup, and body part naming are all on the docket. Don’t miss a chat about racism, and a flashback to the horrific grape stomping lady on YouTube. 

Parker gets his turn in the “Translate the Rap Lyrics” game, and Sarah redeems herself at the same. The crew busts out some old school TS jingles and clips, does a handwriting analysis of the show members, talks about potential changes, takes a lesson from Parker on how to properly heckle…

…and finishes with some Scott Stapp. Yup. You will soar. 

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Run for it Marty!

Hey TS Mafia, it’s the 161st installment in the pre-payment-penalty-free podcast plan to which you’ve subscribed. In other words – meeeeeh!

It’s all about great news stories this week. Indonesia a hot bed of action…seriously. There’s an oil well that’s still leaking, too. Did you hear that Corey Haim’s death had NOTHING TO DO WITH DRUGS? Yup. Our investigative reporting team digs into the facts, and gives you answers you’ll hear only on this network.

In other news – Scott finally calls. And he’s ready to throw down. Super G weighs in on his new nickname via the comments, and the crew has a few thoughts. 

Wine her, dine her, was that a niner? TS in the hizee. 

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

It’s the 159th dish of Turnip Soup, which means that there’s 158 other Turnip Soup episodes. Yup. We’re doing math. 

Join Tim, Parker, NutZach, Sarah and BM (the whole crew!) for a rip-roaring ride through the week’s news. Oh yah, and we’re catching Parker and Zach up on everything that’s been going on for the last forever. 

Laugh. Tell your friends. Take show notes, and make sure Tim takes them home with him. 

Cheers.

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Top five? What?

It’s the 158th Turnip Soup Show, and we’re all over the map. To get things kicked off, we lose a channel on the brand new mixer. It’s just gone. Clearly, it happened while the banshees that run Bryan’s house were out and about one evening last week. Either that, or the earthquake in SoCal shook it loose.

Then, we get into the meat and potatoes. Serious meat, serious potatoes. 

In other news: the Turnip Soup team are talking about their top five turn-offs…and you’ll want to hear this segment. Ladies, get ready to shave those pits. Guys, get ready to stop being a dumbass. 

There’s a bunch of other goodies this week, too, but because Eric is studying for the PE exam nobody took show notes. Again, you’ll just have to trust us. 

Cheers, and tell your friends. 

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Shave those puppies!

It’s the 157th show of Turnip Soup, which means that there are 157 mandatory chuckles over the next hour and a half. 

We’re talking about sideburns – especially on chicks; the profitability of the porn industry; a Cosmo quiz – is Sarah to picky?; Jess James and Sandra Bullock; the Google privacy debacle; the Pope and his forgiving ways; Earth Hour; gays in the military (Don’t ask, don’t!), Sarah Palin’s reality show and alternate lyrics. 

Whew! If that’s not a list, then my name isn’t Humm Dinger. 

Thanks for listening. Tell your friends. 

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Absolutely, Liam!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone. We’re green with get-goingness, gratitude and gravy-induced grace. Big shout out to Sarah’s amazing corned beef and cabbage, and a bigger shout out to our peeps in the hoods of Ireland. 

We’re playing St. Patty’s Day quiz games, reviewing interesting Irish tidbits, and blasting through the news of the week. 

Did you know that Tiger is coming back? That Shamu cancelled his Twitter account? That McDonald’s makes the best breakfast of any fast food joint – 100%, hands-down, without question? Tune in and learn. It’s a good idea. 

Thanks for listening. 

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It’s in the air!

This is the 155th episode of the award-winning* Turnip Soup internet radio show. Join Tim, Eric, BM, NutZach and Sarah for another hilarious installment in this already-epic run. 

In other news: Tim has no recollection of what was actually on this show, and there were no show notes. 

Enjoy. 

* 2010 recipient of the “Best Podcast in Bryan’s House” Award

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